If you're down and confused
And you don't remember who you last abused, Concentration slip away
'Cause your slave is so far away
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Well, there's a whip in a fisted glove
And the whip lands with a thud
And if you can't beat the one you love, honey
Love the one you whip(4X)
Don't be angry, don't be sad
Don't sit cryin' over good times you've had
There's a girl right next to you
And she's just waiting to be beaten by you.
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Do do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do, do do do, do do do
Love the one you whip (3X)
Turn your heartache right into your joy
She's a girl, and your toy
Get it together make it nice
Ain't gonna need anymore advice