I see you don’t need work on your attention grabbing headline skills...~lol~...altho “Free Blow Job" would work well too.

Alex, only YOU would follow thru with a cock sucking contest...I have a few questions and comments:

(1) 400-500 words? I won’t even have your panties down with 500 words. I need volumes to properly lick and nibble and suck and tease your sweet cum dumpster. You know how I love to paint your pussy with My saliva and spooge. You know how I love to hum and moan on that throbbing little love button until you whimper and beg. 400-500 words? That won’t even get Me warmed up.

(2) Any female contestants...I am available for “practice”...just private message Me.

(3) Are women permitted to enter the “Best Hot and Hard Clitty Licker” contest?

(4) I won’t ask if men are allowed to enter the “Best Little Cocksucker” contest...not that there is anything wrong with that...

(5) Who needs cash prizes...the winners of these contests will immediately be THE MOST popular people at this site and get all sorts of endorsement opportunities. I mean, I can see it now...the winner of the best cocksucker contest will have countless offers from porn movie directors, the World Sperm Extractor Bank, Hugh Grant, “icansuckagolfballthruagardenhose.com”, and from Me...just to name a few.

(6) Alex, will you be entering? And if so, which contest?

On a serious note...this has the makings of a movie...sell the script...sell the story...damn, I can’t wait...~lol~