Wow!

Usually I don't enjoy reading from this point of view.
However, I'll make an exception for this piece.

Mad's comments and your responses are valid, so I won't beat a dead horse here.

It's interesting that the narrator could have been male, female, or even the voice in her head as she beat herself up for her answer. That answer "cracked me up"!

Cause I really thought it would be "on the kitchen table" and not what she said. lol Perhaps, that was the whole point. You fucked with her and your reader. However, I think your reader had more fun that she did.

It was fun, naughty and rule breaking in many ways.

Please put a (c) 2007/8 on it, it's a keeper.

I could see this one being published if the tense was changed to first or third person.