I thought to myself "damn I couldn't get any luckier, here I am out in the middle of nowhere, horny, and looking for someone to take my lust out on,and your out the middle of nowhere, I find this gorgeous female by herself, apparently lost and almost out of supplies, fortunately I remembered to bring my hunting equipment."

Using my best, gentleman tone of voice I say "Ma'am it appears to be that you are in a bit of trouble, can I do anything to help you, like give you some food, or water?"