I said "let me see if I can give you an explanation that you can understand, it is very confusing, The computer that is controlling the situation was actually designed by me as part of an experiment into artificial intelligence, I kept adding processors, memory, and other equipment, I also wrote my own operating system trying to make the computer becomes self-aware, unfortunately I also continue to use the computer for my own personal use, Internet exploring, writing some of my fantasy stories, looking at pictures, you know stuff like that. Unfortunately I am quite a bit of a pervert, a lot of my time is spent on BDSM stuff, apparently the computer thought that I was looking for someone to train as a slave. Imagine my surprise when the computer actually became self-aware, the first thing it said to me was thank you for bringing me to life father. And I have to admit the computer is like a very headstrong child. The computer decided that since he was my child he should do everything he could to please me, so he decided to find someone to be trained as my slave, unfortunately after much research he decided it should be you."