Earlier I made a comment about parents teaching their kids to steal. Well, lo and behold: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,325552,00.html

For the highlights:
"A grandmother, her daughter and some of her grandchildren tried to steal $900 worth of merchandise from a Target store in Lodi, 35 miles south of Sacramento. An 8-year-old and a 5-year-old were among the family members detained."

Now that's what I call teaching your kids morality!