Quote Originally Posted by PRO DOM View Post
Well Thorne, I have to say that I had 5 witnesses when I fell off the roof since we were jumping from the roof onto a trampoline. In the second senario I had put hydrogen peroxide in my ear to clean it out better. Stupid! True. But it was there for three months so why in the only minute that I was praying during that whole three months did it decide to drain right then and there? Finally, I thought that 350 degrees was the correct angle and had the 90 degrees not been said to me at the very moment when I was standing next to the flag, there is no way I could have seen it in the thick swamps. Remember I'd been wondering aimlessly for 30 minutes before realizing that I was truly lost. I think that it is important as well to be sure that it is not bullshit which is why God could fall from the sky and I would still doubt but I know for a fact that this happened and that the moment for opportunity was slim to none. If these are all coincidences then that implies there is no God and then I have revealed myself to be a winner at slim opportunities which would make the lottery a good bet. P.S. I am wealthy so I guess he's already intervened there.
So, those 5 witnesses actually saw you levitate back up onto the roof? Or saw you vanish into thin air and reappear on the roof? Or is it possible you fell off the roof, hit the trampoline and landed back on the roof?
As for the ear, I'm not a doctor, but perhaps a sudden drop in blood pressure as you grew calm while you prayed.
And after being lost, once again you calmed yourself while praying and this allowed your mind to work more freely. It's been well documented that there are significant physical changes which occur when devout people pray: drop in blood pressure, changes in cerebral activity, and so on.

Like TYWD, I would have to wonder why you have been singled out to receive such blessings from a God who seems to have abandoned even some of his most faithful servants. It would seem to be a most capricious God indeed.