1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

sub what - submariner - No I get seasick......

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

looks down at ample boobs - nope they're definately not man boobs


3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

.... don't wanna tell you....

4) Is age important to you?

of course age is important - I hate getting cold so anything but the ice age is good

5) How old are you?

second star on the right & straight on till morning


6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

I didn't - but I am a karate instructor

7) Can I have my teeth back?

no - the dog is still using them to eat his dinner with

8) Do you like to be spanked?

Who would dare try *glances at D8.... blushes...* errm ok well....... I guess

9) What's your favourite implement?

my trusty chainsaw that I use on the server when it keeps booting me

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

No - but I'm very fond of custard

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

I don't like to but - If I'm wearing it - it's sexy

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

take them off who?? *glances at D8 again* well - I do like disrobing my Master

13) See Q6

I did and have already answered it duh

14) Do you enjoy age play?

I didn't know age was coming out to play today

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

Is it on the national health?


16) What about blow jobs?

huffs..... puffs...... what about them?

17) See Q7

see answer to Q13

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

yes they cry at sad movies

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

yes it cries at sad movies too

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

only on a full moon

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

all of the above at the same time - I don't want him getting away lol

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

I didn't tie you up so I can't possibly free you now could I. Its not my job

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

The bus fare won't do you any good - they scrapped the bus service round here 2 years ago