Well, Uncle_Ed. I have decided to take your advice~ so.. here goes.

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
No, I'm still going to school. Maybe one day before I become a teacher I will sub for a while. *thinks*
Oh.. wait.. you meant.. heh~ yes. *blushes*

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
I'm female, last I checked. *Looks down* Boobs: check. kitty: check. *giggles*

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Sure, why not. I'd rather answer questions than be told to talk about myself.. you know, the whole "shy" factor. *looks away embarrassed.*

4) Is age important to you?
Not so much, although I was never too fond of dating younger men..

5) How old are you?
*smiles* just legal. (18)

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
*Thinks...* Hmmm.. it would have to be when I was about 12.. my siblings and I used to play fight when we were bored. *Shrugs.*

7) Can I have my teeth back?
I don't know, can you?
I do believe you mean to say, "May I please have my teeth back?"
(proper grammar and manners just seem to come naturally.)

8) Do you like to be spanked?
*giggles* As a child, I was the [I]only[I] one out of my brother, sister, and I to have gotten spanked. I'm sure I deserved it. When my father asked, "Did that hurt?" I was cheeky enough to reply in a sassy tone, "Noo." (I'm sure I did the little head shake thing as well.) Anyways, I got spanked again for being a brat. *is stubborn..*
Oh, sorry~ yes, being spanked is fun.

9) What's your favourite implement?
Well, you see.. *looks away* I umm, I only have fingers. *blushes and looks away.*

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Not in particular. (Although I always thought rhubarb pie didn't look very appetizing..)

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
I don't really own any sexy clothes. I seem to wear more conservative/sophisticated clothing, if you will. I'm fairly self-conscious, and I'm sure this plays a role in my clothing choices. However, that's just me. *Shrugs.*

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
That's always fun. Clothes can be so.. *what's the word I'm looking for..* restrictive and inhibiting, at times.

13) See Q6
*Looks back at Question 6.* Ok, what now? *awaits directions eagerly.*

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Perhaps, I'm not really familiar with this term. *Is new to all this.* Sorry. >.<

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
At times, yes, it's fun. However, I have very pale, ivory skin (I'm not very fond of the sun.. skin cancer ftl) and red marks are left easily and are clearly visible. And I'm not exactly fond of scars.. I think they make me ugly..

16) What about blow jobs?
What about them? If Master is pleased by them, then I'm sure I could/would learn to love them. After all, pleasing Master pleases me. *blushes and smiles.*

17) See Q7
*Looks back to Question 7.* The grammar is still incorrect.. I mean.. I feel bad pointing this out and correcting an elder. Please forgive me, Uncle_Ed.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
*blushes and looks away* Yes, they are quite delicate.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
*blushes even brighter and looks away* Very, very much so.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
I'm sorry, who?

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
I would really only consider wearing scarves, seeing as the others don't really fit in with my style..
As bondage? *blushes* Surprise me.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
You were tied up? Awww, poor you. *Pats consolingly.* I'm terribly sorry, as a sub, I do not believe I have the authority to do so. Perhaps, if you tell me the name of your owner, I could try finding them and politely ask?

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
*Sigh.* Tsk-tsk. Where are your manners?
"Would you be so kind as to please leave me fare for the bus?" would be a much more sincere and polite way to ask.


I sincerely thank you for taking a moment of your time to read this. I hope everyone has a lovely day. Take care.
*smiles and curtsies politely.*