I thought that since I wasn't bold enough to post my list, I'd at least share Sir_Russell's evaluation of it.

not bad at all. You have the adventurous heart that should make a good sub hell a great sub but I doubt that you would make a slave. Nothing wrong with that.
I responded that I thought he was being particularly kind when he said he doubted I'd make a slave-- I admire those who can, but it simply is not in my nature. I would downright suck at it... but I'm okay with that.