Whippett's 1st Assignment

[Whippett]

LMAO..........now, now.......Do we have to have whiskey lessons as well??? You should know by know Scotch (the whiskey that i prefer).....should be served with a small splash of water........It brings out the complexities in flavor.......

I see what Dean meant about the helmet - lol - A decent blended whiskey serves no useful purpose except as a fortifier for coffee (or hot chocolate). "Scotch" is an abomination and a waste of good Single Malt!

Single Malt whiskey is an entirely different kettle of fish, as it were. Unless it is cask strength, it should be sipped neat, with spring water as a chaser between sips. Of the many fine Single Malts available, my preferences are Bladnok and Porth Ellen, though Craigmorangie and Bowmore are pleasant as well - and for dark days, a 25 yo Tallisker.

[Mad Lews]

Let's face it, whiskey, be it of single or mixed malt, serves only two useful purposes in life; stripping paint and cleansing wounds.

Tequila is the one true nectar of the gods worthy of indulgence. I recommend a decent sipping version like "Two Fingers", Patron will do in an emergency. Only Pansies, Europeans, and tourist would use salt and lime. Water is used to put out fires and grow crops.

Really people, scotch? I thought we took care of that problem at Culloden.

Yours
Mad