Let's face it, whiskey, be it of single or mixed malt, serves only two useful purposes in life; stripping paint and cleansing wounds.

Tequila is the one true nectar of the gods worthy of indulgence. I recommend a decent sipping version like "Two Fingers", Patron will do in an emergency. Only Pansies, Europeans, and tourist would use salt and lime. Water is used to put out fires and grow crops.

Really people, scotch? I thought we took care of that problem at Culloden.

Yours
Mad