Quote Originally Posted by Mad Lews View Post
Dear Dm,

As any student of Slovak languages will tell you, vodka is the Russian word for water. Dubra brand vodka literally translates 'good water'. Yes, in Russia, that is an oxymoron, which is why it sells for $4.99 a liter.

I believe I already mentioned what water is commonly used for.

I'll concede even the blue agave will sip water sparingly, but the distillate produced by this noble crop should never be watered.

The truely wondrous thing about tequila is that it taste just as good coming up as it did going down.

Which way to the derailment?

Lews
Tequila can be hazardous to your health, or at least to my health. Whenever i drink tequila, i wake up either in jail or with a new tattoo. Both can be disconcerting. Tequila is to blame for the "Merging Traffic" sign tattooed on my inner left thigh. Can you say spring break? Tequila and i parted company soon after.