Maybe we missed something but how does ice cream relate to Shit Happens? Well, I guess that is just the way a Bush haters mind works.
"we as Americans are taken care of FIRST by our government" is anti Democrat statement since JFK said "ask not what your country can do for you," well you know the rest of the quote.
That's the problem, all the Bush haters, JFK haters, and Clinton haters want the country to take care of them. Instead of belching out fire and brimstone, patriotic Americans need to get off their asses and support their great Presidents. It's the people supporting their leaders that makes the country what it is.
President Bush has done several great things during his term in office but the disgruntled who seek a handout would rather die than admit it. They would rather see another 9/11 attack than admit Bush has done a good job at national security, they would rather lose the war in Iraq than admit that Iraq's stability was important to our national well being, they would welcome a depression if it could be proven Bush did it.
Maybe, shit doen't just happen. Maybe unpatriotic disgruntled political hacks help it along.