Hmm, I believe I'm about to break the mould...

an almost obsession with cleaning.
Nope, really not. I mean, I like things non manky and a room to have visible floor and surfaces, but that's it. No washing the skirting boards on a weekly basis for me!

trying every new cleaning product that comes out (then almost always going back to their regular brands)
No. Cleaning products are boring. I don't care what I use once it works.


detesting body hair (on themselves)
Detest is a little strong. I have quite a lot of body hair which I like to keep under control but it doesn't distress me too much when it temporarily gets the better of me.

more concern with personal hygiene
Than whom? Probably a no though. I don't feel a need to shower daily though of course I wash my teeth and face and hands and shower around every second day.

sticking strictly to routines (their own not given tasks)
I wouldn't say strictly, but I do tend to be a creature of habit, yes,

all special offers ie buy one get one free (even when its something they wouldnt normally buy)
What a waste of money. I only do this for products I would usually buy.

animal lovers
Animal liker, certainly.

have more difficulty disciplining children
None whatsoever. Might be different if I had my own, but when I'm minding other people's I have no problem sending them to the corner or whatever if they deserve it.

become easily hurt when criticised
Yes, big time. Received a very mild telling-off at work which was more of a "you did this thing in the wrong way; here's how you should do it in future" and I almost cried.

percieving criticism often when its not even there
Yes, a little. I've been training myself out of this tendency and giving myself good stern talkings-to when I notice myself doing it.

difficulty or confusion to adjusting to new routines.
Yes, this one applies alright.

generally more highly sexed and sexual than vanillas
Depends on the vanilla! But yeah, more or less true.

less likely to send food or take faulty goods back
No, I'm quite a stickler for that. I have no problem standing up for my rights once I'm certain that I'm in the right.

fiesty tempers
Ah, I'll never forget the time I chased off the guy who was trying to steal my flatmate's bike, roaring "come back you fucker and I'll fucking kill you!" I'm glad he didn't turn around to see that I'm fairly tiny. I'm a bit terrier-like in my belief that I could take anyone in a fight.

take more pride in their appearance
Nope, not really. I don't bother with makeup unless I'm going out and bad hair days don't disturb me much. That said, I prefer to look well tha terrible, I just won't go to great lengths for it.

prefer less clutter in their household
Definitely. I hoard stuff, but it gets hidden away in drawers and presses.

So, seven 'no's, three qualified 'yes'es and five definite 'yes'es. I guess not everyone can tick all the boxes on the list.