Quote Originally Posted by Metis View Post
Well, my first idea was for a sexy female thief who hides in a vending machine in a museum until nightfall, then wears snowshoes to get past a pressure sensitive floor in order to steal the three large emeralds. While she's on the floor, a security guard comes in and makes her play with herself or else he'll trigger the alarm. So, she has to masturbate standing up while being careful not to set off the alarm on the floor.

But then I decided that a pressure sensitive floor alarm was stupid. Back to the drawing board.
i like it. That has potential. Suspend your inner critic and see where it goes. Save that inner critic for the first editing pass.