OMFG! Do you personally, IRL, know my slave stripey? You just described her perfectly, and yet you taught me sofa king much about her (and myself) in the forty-five seconds that it took me to read this beautiful bit of prose.

Thank you, Daes, for sharing!

I intend to frame this, in a fitting font, on proper vellum, in Our bedroom (and in Our dungeon) to remind me of the spectacular creature that I am so fortunate to posess.