LOL!!! I recounted this story elsewhere in the forums a few weeks ago, but it still cracks me up...
I was with an online Dom, had been for about 4 months...we were in a session, and all of a sudden He starts calling me "mommy" and wanting me to breastfeed Him!
Well, being the dutiful lil subbie that i am, i went along with it....not COMFORTABLY, mind you, but i went along....and he ended up trying to get me to "top from the bottom", which i am JUST NOT WIRED FOR!...and it just kept getting weirder and weirder, and uglier and uglier.....finally, He cracked himself up....
Cowboy: <going out of character for moment> that was like the most poorly thought out role play I have ever done......... I should have my role play license taken away from me lol!
Cowboy: Kisses my baby
butterfly: kisses "my" baby LOL!
Cowboy: fucking breast feeder with a 8" cock???
Cowboy: wtf was i thinking??
After that, me made me swear to never bring it up again...and all i ever had to do from then on was mention "breastfeeding"!
Role play has it's challenges, but if two people know eachother well, even the bad ones can become a mutual gigglefest....