ok so the events of last night have slowly been relayed to me......I was beyond drunk. Apparently someone dumped a drink on pet and Haelix, I danced with someone not-so-good-looking, I did the cupid shuffle, I made new friends....a woman and her husband...she was drunk and kept squeezing my tits. There was a guy who fell down the stairs and his friend became my new best friend. There were some college girls who wanted me to dance with them. I cried. I always cry when I am totally fucked up. LOL that means it was a great night.