I walked around in front of her, holding a couple neat little goodies in my gloved hands.

"Now before you get worried, you are NOT allergic to these little dears, or Doc would have come across that in her tests and warned me. These are creatures of the deep ocean, which are being studied by the local university for their interesting capabilities. They like to grab onto smooth surfaces with suction cups, then draw their food from the host with their mouths, under the center of the creature. First they inject an interesting fluid to numb the skin, then make their withdrawal. To finish up, they close the wound with a squirt of juice which stings like crazy, but does nothing else."

"I propose to put these lovelies on a couple places of your outside. First, I think one to each cheek would be fun. We'll find out how it works, and go from there."

After I was done explaining, I showed them to Stella, and she made a noise such as I had never heard before. Not quite a scream, not quite a groan. I put them on her bottom cheeks carefully, making sure we were well-clear of any interesting play areas. About twenty minutes later, I caught them as they fell off. And Stella screamed. Loudly.