As I finished the delicious dinner that was prepared for me by this unique but mysteriously kind gentleman, I was allowed to use the rest room for a few minutes, and was happy to be able to relieve myself like a human being. For the first time, I realized that my tiny little heart shaped bush…that I had meticulously been working on growing for the last few months…was gone!!! OH NO!! This can’t be so…I had grown and trimmed my little heart for a very specific reason… and now it was gone. I hung my head. And here I was in some place…where I am being held captive…like some slave.
Damn…it almost sounds like a male version of what Sheila and Brenda and I came here for….but there must be some mistake…surely they don’t think I’m one of their girls!
I have the heart….I had the heart….oh god…I must be wrong. I am delusional. There is a mix up.

I stand up and go to the sink to wash my hands. I open the door. The gentleman is waiting for me. He leads me to another room and there I wait. I look around the room and it looks like a big library. There are books of all kinds lining the walls. I walk over to see what these men are reading. There are books on all kinds of sports….sailing, hunting, rugby, golf, baseball, then as I look more closely I see other things such as how to hog tie your slave….proper etiquette between masters….whips of the seventeenth century.
I sit and stare in horror. Oh my….I have to get out of here. My heart starts to race very quickly. I don’t have any idea what to do. I am not tied or anything…..so I begin to case the room out….looking for vents….or any way to crawl through an opening to get outside….I spot a return air vent in the wall….hmmmm. It is on an outside wall too…
I take a book off the wall….walk slowly over towards it, and sit down by it. I open the book, and begin looking at the vent. It looks fairly large, and I know I can fit through; but, will it get me outside??

Well, I guess anything is better than in here…..I look to see what type of screws are holding it in… and it looks like Phillips head screws….hmmmm .that won’t be easy either. My eyes case the room looking for something to take the screws loose with…
Just then the door handle turns and the door opens….