This religion realy appeals to me, but to convert, I'd have to let go of my deepest inner belief that we are all just the dream of a lonely white mouse, which has probably long ago been eaten by Schrödinger's cat.
That is an interesting belief. Although I have to wonder-Does the mouse exist as part of the potentially still living cat or does it exist on it's own merits without taking the cat's digestive system into consideration?
And if it doesn't exist on its own merits within the cat, how much does the cat influence the events of our world?
And why did the cat chose to eat the mouse when it had the option of eating lasagna?

I will have to pray to his Noodliness for undestanding how to deal with your system of beliefs.
RAmen