Yes this is a good thread, very funny when they aren’t suffered by you, I am sure, and some even sounded like they amused at the time also. I have only one that I can think of other than the odd scuff and abrasions of course.

OK so here goes, this one hurt, really hurt and more to the point, it hurt me ! I had had a horse riding accident, fractured cheek bone and broken nose all quite sore but not life threatening or disfiguring not that I feel it would change a lot. Once the colour came out it looked much worse honest ( I am a proper little soldier *sniffles*)
Not more than a week after the accident I was “playing” with my then partner, I had her pinned down and was trying to get her arms behind her back, when I tickled her to try and get her to relax her arms more, she however twitched and in reflex brought her elbow back against the bridge of my nose and in effect re broke it, I felt the bone grate and heard the noise.

Not sure who has broken their nose here but it is quite an intense and localised pain, my eyes instantly filled with water (not tears, no never!) and I went very quiet, relaxed my grip instantly, she had felt the contact and turned around fearing the worst, I dare say I was not at my most handsome, it was a bit if a play stopper I am afraid, I would love to say I carried on regardless but this was not so, there was quite a lot of blood and tears, all mine and the moment was most definitely lost.

Like many of the SRI’s detailed earlier, how we did laugh about it later, well she mostly did, for some reason this seemed to amuse her no end. lol