The Thread on Smells that Just Won't Die cause its damn funny

[cynn]

Nope, I haven't done the shave-and-a-haircut bit down below. But I haven't had any complaints either...


Pants?... actually, I kinda prefer going regimental (commando) in a kilt...

and kindly keep your hands off my sporan...

Sorry to hijack the thread but had to add this ...

What should a man wear under his kilt? ......... Lipstick.