Warbaby, I'm crying for you! You should have invested in a locking trunk and a sign for kids to not open what they're told not to open, LOL!

Anyway, I have:
vibrating dildo
two sizes butt plugs
DuoTone ben-wa balls
electric vibrator (one of those benign, high frequency ones from Walgreen's)
flogger
pussy flogger
cane
suctions
clothespins
rope
corset
Bumps and Grinds (board game)

soon to get:
vibrating, inflatable butt plug
remote control vibrating egg or butterfly

Wow, when you put it down in writing, it looks like I have a lot! I'm always sitting around lamenting about how we don't have any toys...