When i began serving i felt like such a clutz. Maybe i wasn't as bad as this portrays but it is how i felt inside, as if i had no grace at all. So, instead of beating myself up over it, i laughed...and found my grace.

There once was a Master, named Master Joe
He’s not for real, just so you know
The Master though, once had a sub
A clumsy sort, but one he loved

His Subbie had a wonderful heart
But she really wasn’t very smart
She had two left feet and had no balance
Her voice was squeaky and she possessed no talent

She did possess some luscious curves
But tripped and fell on all her serves
Her sisters tried to help her out
But faced with grace, her lips would pout

Master Joe did love her so
And couldn’t bear to tell her no
So she would serve and trip and fall
Any near her, she would maul

Until one day in his loving embrace
She offered to serve and kissed his face
Again he could not tell her no
So he sat back to watch the show

And what a surprise she turned out to be!
She was graceful and sexy for all to see!
Overnight, she had found her grace
Her head held high, she took her place

The patience shown by Master Joe
Allowed his girl to learn and grow
She knew his loving arms awaited
Patience and love – a sub created!