Thank you all!!

Very Rare Steak feels soft and squishy. (kind of like the palm of your hand, near the thumb) Rare Steak is soft to the touch, Medium-Rare Steak yields gently to the touch (kinda like a sub. lol) Medium Steak yields only slightly to the touch, beginning to firm up Medium-Well Steak is firm to the touch and a Well-Done Steak hard to the touch (kinda like a Dom's private part when the sub yields)

Cooking utensils are grand spanking implements so, everytime he makes a mistake, bend over and have him smack your butt. lol
will definitely make sense to him and made me giggle!