As we rounded the last curve to my house I could see my passengers becoming more and more uneasy. I could see the lights on in my barn as we drove past not one but three barns. I secretly hoped that my quest would not notice my lack of animals on the farm. We pulled to the door and I escorted my quest inside. I offered them beverages. I have done this so many times now that I knew the dosage without even measuring. I hoped every one would be as partched as me and drink quickly so the fun may begin.