LMAO so funny racheal. and thanks for this thread jeanne i have missed your fun wisdom in the forums for too long boo.

I've had some good and some bad, and some that are downright funny.

Like the guy who thought toothpaste might make a good lube for anal sex (i was thinking he was into figging that his intention was gonna be to burn my lil bottom) he smeared a dolop of it back there and worked it in with a finger or two, and I guess he just couldnt resist becuase next thing I knew he went for the plunge (sans-condum or anything),, about 30 seconds later he was cussing and screaming in the bathroom, ...go figure lol