Quote Originally Posted by denuseri View Post

Like the guy who thought toothpaste might make a good lube for anal sex (i was thinking he was into figging that his intention was gonna be to burn my lil bottom) he smeared a dolop of it back there and worked it in with a finger or two, and I guess he just couldnt resist becuase next thing I knew he went for the plunge (sans-condum or anything),, about 30 seconds later he was cussing and screaming in the bathroom, ...go figure lol
OMG!!! That is too funny!

(Bet he never did THAT again!)