furniture rights now!

[Ladymad]

You want alliteration!! I'll give you alliteration!!

Complaining costs coziness.
What you'll get is a
Lap to lie on,
Paddle poised,
Bottoms bruised.
So go cache your cooch on the couch,
Sit still on the soft sofa sobbing,
Finally forgiveness flowers...
and relinquishing reward,
a perky pussy prodding pecker will be yours.

*ahem*

Submissives are treated quite shabbily,
On furniture rights there's no equity
We don't want a knee
But a comfy settee
Where we'll sit nice and eat chocolate happily.

(a wellwisher)

You guys made my day

Why don't we just keep it simple? ... The submissives seet :P