when J and i were still playing around with various birth control options, (because latex and I don't get along) we tried this spermicide.

Since we had the house to ourselves, we were having a good time in the living room, new pornography on, generally defiling the house. And we were having a good time (i honestly can't remember for sure, but I think he finished first) when he suddenly got a pained look on his face, and ran upstairs.

Apparently he is allergic/sensitive to spermicide. He spent a good hour in agony. I even called a nurse friend for possible relief suggestions. Poor man.

And so much wasted empty house time...


Needless to say, (after a brief, hellish try with the shot) I'm now on the pill. Which doesn't cause either of us pain, although it does put a crimp in the love life when I forget it.. at least once a month.