Mrs. Ms. Misses or Miss?

[Pearlgem]

If she keeps her husband's name after he dies, she can certainly still be Mrs. If you want to use a dialect pronounciation for some reason, you can spell it Missus. I think Misses suggests the plural of Miss, as in, Ol' Missus and the young misses. Of course, if she's a slave, it's pretty hot for her master to be calling her Mrs. anyway. "Mrs. Appleton, come here please and insert this in your ass." I like that.

This has made me chuckle for two days. x x