my dearest almost-Master .... i'm not sure that saying "welcome" is appropriate, since i certainly get to welcome You in many other places and manners.... but i am extremely glad that You like this community, glad that my instincts for using this for my diary were good ones, and even more glad to be Your almost-pet.

(and as for specific ideas for binding vegetarians *giggles*... it's certainly an interesting image to play about with....)