Dear Admin,

Please fix chat so yogi will stop crying. I'm pretty sure if she doesn't get her daily multiple injections of chat soon that she will rob a liquor store. What this has to do with getting chat fixed, I do not know, but the girl is desperate.

minx

P.S. Thank you for all the hard work you've been putting in to get things fixed correctly. I told Santa you've been awfully good this year.