Slapstick sodomy! That's funny...

I remember talking to a young woman in 1995, just after my divorce, who agreed to come down to Atlanta for a wild night of sex, and just 'belong' to me for the weekend-- but I think we had diffenrt ideas of property management.

Our conversation had denegrated to phone sex, and she was asking me about all the things I was going to do to her, and cooing as I laid it out in detail:

"And after I'm done having you up against the wall..."
"Mmmhmmmm?"
"...I'll tie you to the bed, face down, legs spread..."
"Oh, my god..."
"..and put my cock up your hot ass--"
"Whoa! You are so NOT doing that!"
"Whoops! No, not that... I mean..."