Anyone who coins the phrase
Slapstick sodomy
, as did G.W. deserves some sort of an award.

Cleo671's account of "back door" activity is very close to a personal experience. Would that it could be funny now, but at the time she was quite clear about leaving her posterior alone.

In retrospect, perhaps it was ineptness on my part that made the person mentioned so definitive, just like possibly ineptness on the part of Cleo671's partner at that time.