Ok I don't have a dick..but the female equivalent of impotence..when you both want penetration say..is when your on a new brand of Pill(because I wanted to avoid an oncoming period..so it was ULTRA Hardcore Oestrogen dose) that really screws your hormone balance so you don't lubricate (if your a woman that is :P).. and at the same time you don't have any KY Jelly..or any lube at all..and your at a place ie holiday away middle of nowhere ..middle of night..where you don't have anything in the cupboard that you can improvise with..


that happened to me when at a moment where I should have been experiencing my 'younger male at my dirtay 30's' stage..

the poor guy.. I didn't feel bad..a bit embarrassed...

there he was thinking 'oh yeah older woman.. at her peak'..

and I was ..the Sahara was an oasis compared to me..

I have to say it was so cute when he had a tantrum ..

'That's it tomorrow when the supermarket opens I am gonna go and get lube!!!!!!.. I have to say I was chuffed.. now that's modern day chivalry..