Hummm...my fav is a toss up between...slaps with the bare hand to the pussy... or wacks with the crop right between the cheeks on the asshole and cunt.

I not only cringe, but fear with a passion the words "fetch my "slut get right stick" girl".

Its a 3/4 inch pexpipe encased in leather about 1 meter long and hurts like a son of a bitch!