But alas, this thread is now very much off topic, and admittently, I am to blame. If anyone would like to further the discussion for causes/effects of civil war, then I will happily continue elsewhere

Back on topic

What I know about the "Founding Fathers" (In quotes cause I'm not sure who exactly is or isn't)
1. The legend of Washington skipping a silver dollar across the Potomic was not to make Jefferson jealous; he was trying to kill a duck
2. Ben Frankling invented the gloryhole
3. The Aaron Burr/Alexander Hamilton feud started as a debate regarding the taste of Sam Adam's lager
4.Sam Adam's is in fact a lager
5. Patrick Henry was apparently into bdsm as well, and would chain his wife in the basement for days at a time
6. John Hancock signed his nam extra large, not only so the king could read it without his glasses, but also because he had a grudge against a fellow signatory named Charles Cotesworth Pickney, who had to sign his name at the bottom and extra small because of the huge (han)cock at the top