Originally posted by woodsman'sgame
"I looked at him exasperated and raised my voice (it was almost a scream because it hurt). "Stop, (insert Woodsman's real name here), its burning. You are contaminating my pussy!"
.. Next social occasion..I'd mention that something chemical was sprayed near the cat and the cat reacted..had to take it to the vet.. I know it sounds lame as ..but..it's a suggestion lol..

In a strange way it reminds me of my first 'public' blush..moving house..forgetting I had the vibrator(which was one of those rite of passage girly gifts at the time) packed amongst pillowcases, which were only in a small open cardboard box..the removalist dropping it and then seeing an anatomically correct and somewhat large dick specimen there on the concrete in between the front door and the van, it being daylight..an apartment block (kiddies and adults around)..me, the removalists and a nosy neighbour looking on the pavement..

and Bart Simpson came to mind right there and then..

'I didn't do it !!'..

the irony of going to lengths for it not to be discovered at home and succeeding only for it to fall out right there and then..isn't always the way it happens?