It was something I learned as a student many years before. If you are going to drink beer, then you have to hold the first piss for as long as possible, because once you go the first time, you will be pissing all night.

So, I have been sitting here for about 3 hours now, talking to whoever sits near at the bar, and I will have to go soon. I nod to the bar man for another beer and turn back to watch the door to the rest room.

I'm not sure what is going on in there, but I've seen some strange "men" going in there, and some strange looks on the faces of the men coming out. Perhaps the ladies room is out of order, but I think it is more than that, judging by the reactions of the men leaving.

Perhaps a couple of whores are selling BJs for drinks in there. It is fun to try and figure it out.

OK, time to put back some of the beer I have drunk, time to make room for some more. Time for a long, hard, steaming, yellow, stream of recycled beer to hit the porceline.

I push through the doors and stand for a minute taking it all in. Two sluts with their heads attached to urinals, One with a face covered in piss, and the blonde is having her face slapped with a wet creamy cock. and now that i look more closely - the other has cum on her face too.

I open my zipper and look from one to the other, then I realize I should to make the most of the situation and decide to take a dump.

In the doorless stall i drop my pants and squeeze out a sausage. Surprise surprise there is no paper, but that doesn't matter today - I have two sluts to clean my ass today.

Half hitching up my jeans I step out of the cubicle and look from one to the other. I watch the reactions of both as I decide which one will clean my ass. If she does it well - I might even tip her a dollar.