It is clear someone has put these sluts here for some toilet training, and I need some human toilet paper. But this is more humiliation than a real clean-up.
It was a single, solid turd that hardly touched the sides. They are lucky I haven't been drinking Guinness and eating curries this week.

As a matter of principle, these cunts are going to lick my ass! I just can't decide which will service me first.

The Blonde is squirming, the other just sobbing.

Mentally I start to choose
"Eenie, Meenie, Mynie, Moe.
Catch the piss-slut by the toe.
If she squeals,
Let her go......"


The blonde should not have giggled.She should not have said anything.

No fucking way am I letting anyone go now.

She has just earned herself the privilidge of being the first to lick my smelly, sweaty, hairy ass.

I squat, push back into her face and hold my ass cheeks apart to let her get
a closeup. She is inhaling the smell of fresh shit from my ass. She can't move without ripping at least one ear. I bend over and look at her between my legs then I see the adams apple. that doesn't change anything. he/she is going to taste my sweaty shitty ass.

"OK bitch, lick me from my balls all the way along my ass crack. Clean me well or I'll shit on your face".


I wiggle my flabby ass just above the blondes nose and snarl "Come on Blondie, I haven't got all day, my beer is getting warm out there".

As I wait for him/her to get to work, I look over to the other slut and smile - She needs to know that she won't be missing out on the fun.