LOL I had a quick look at the link if anyone came towards me with 'hockey stick' with the intention of using it on my butt; I would run the other way!!
AP....oh i don't know i think a hockey stick could be fun...and least unbreakable i hope..lmao...hmmmm may invest in one of those!

and for this post if your going to use a ping pong bat then make sure you strengthen the handle plus instead of buying a proper cane your common garden cane has quite a kick to it..lol.

*mmmmmmmm mind wanders back to a happy time..blushes*