My name is Mike I am a wealthy man and I am looking for a mansion to buy or a large house with at least 12 bedrooms and 12 bathrooms. any suggestions " i was talking to a realestate agent on the phone* She suggested 2728 Mockingbird lane. I decide to go look at the house.


I take a drive until I come to a wooded area and I see the street sign that say' Mockingbird Lane. I pull up to an old house with a draw string gate to go over a moat I drive across and I see and other gate. I see the realestate agent. in front of a cast Iron gate. I pull up and the aget goes and opens the cast iron gate. I enter driving my Hyndi Santa Fe. We go inside and the agent gives me a tour she goes hers the closet we walk around a wall and theres a kitchen with all appliences in working order. we go back out the way we came in and theres a living room with a plasma tv and furniture we go down a hallway and I see 6 bedrooms each have a bathroom attetched and then I see the stair case to go up and one to go down we go up and there are more bedrooms and bathrooms. we go back down and continue to go down I see a basement with potential to be a dungeon. with a little work it will be. We went back to eh main floor and without hesitation I hand the agent 25thousand in cash. " I 'll take it"

I go back to my apartment and pack my things and go back to my new house. I find the perfect room on the ground floor. I settle in for the night. The next morning I awake and call all the proper people to get the heat and electicity turned on and what not I then call the news paper and place an add. it reads " help wanted maids butlers and others to help run a house apply in person at 2728 Mockingbird Lane"