Fine stories one and all! They do bring to mind a time before my ex became my ex when she was hosting in the livingroom a neighbor whose friendship she was actively courting. The neighbor's son, at the time about 5, came into the master bedroom where I was, saw a vibrator on the floor, where it was always conspicuously kept alongside HER side of the bed and asked me, "What's this?".


Call it sadistic , mischievious, or just plain poor taste, I answered the young lad by saying that he best ask the owner, indicating my then wife in the other room. The innocent then did so, holding the device in front of my ex's reddening face, and his mother's paler contenance.

Needless to say, the adult friendship never did get off of the ground after that incident.