This happened tonight.

I stopped at a chicken place called Zaxby's and ordered dinner. When I pulled around to pay, there was this cute little blonde teenager at the window. I turned off my CD player so I could ask her if he could break my $100. She said sure, and while she was getting the food, I turned back on the CD.

I listen to lots of things in the car-- mix CD's, obscure 4AD bands, Jeff Buckley, the Sundays, you name it. But one of my favorite things to listen to is the OCR of "RENT".

So I start singing along to "La Vie Boheme" and I belt out, "To Sodomy, it's between God and me... to S&M!"

Naturally, I look over to check on my food, and realize the girl is trying to hand me the food while blushing a new shade of orange at what I just sang.

Dammit, I'm gonna get shot one day...