Thank you Jones, Nikka for your mention, but really...
F. thinks I am a few cards short of a full deck
If "F." abbreviates to mean Faibhar, be it clearly understood that I never mentioned, nor intended to say that you seemed to be not the brightest in the class.
Or, if I did, don't take it personnaly (Just get in back of the line).
Actually "crucifixion" comes in many forms, be they strictly fantasy or reality based. Best of luck pursuing what you feel compeled to do, but if that includes being crucified then by all means make sure that your partner is cogniscent of health safety should you need relief of some sort.