I look subrob99 up and down, “tisk tisk, young man you are decidedly underdressed” I use my umbrella to prod you, so you turn round. “It is highly unbecoming when a servants posterior and frontage are so white, to have them displayed so to guests. A good servant should be unobtrusive to his masters guests, yet attentive to their needs. I shall ask mastermike’s permission to order in some hot black wax, on the house accounts, so that your nether region’s more closely match your uniform yet access remains undisturbed”.