If that negotiation something that your partner is contemptuous of, and if masturbation is important to you but he is not willing to budge on it, then you should stop fingering yourself for just long enough to arrange the finger for vertical display, and should then return to your regularly scheduled programming.
Lol... that is the coolest shit I've read all day!! Thank you for that!!
~It is the summer of my smiles - Flee from me Keepers of the Gloom. - Speak to me only with your eyes. - It is to you I give this tune.~